Humor

Bortsett från reklamen som kommer i slutet, så är ju detta lite roligt...

The local bar was so sure that its
bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet.
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and
hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out
would win the money.

Many people had tried over time
(weightlifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it. One day this scrawny
little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and
said in a tiny squeaky voice “I’d like to try the bet.”

After the laughter had died down, the
bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. 
Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. But
the crowd’s laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist
around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.

Jag blev tipsad om den här låten - någon tyckte att den skulle passa bra här på skatter.se... undrar varför????

Här är texten:

It's My Money
Written by: Aaron Sain/Frank Highland
Lead vocals: Frank Highland

I pay the Fed tax and the FICA tax before I cash my check
And then the sales tax and this and that tax get most of what?s left
They're taxing me to death and it's my money
They say the wheel tax and the property tax are going up again
I don't like that I'm gonna fight that every way I can
They spend it like it's theirs, they've got to understand

Sometimes
Politicians can exclaim; "It's just a tax cut for the rich!!", and it
is just accepted to be fact. But what does that really mean?

Just in case you are not completely clear on this issue, we hope the following will help:

Tax Cuts - A Simple Lesson in Economics.

This is how the cookie crumbles. Please read it carefully.

"When there's a single thief, it's robbery.  When there are a thousand thieves, it's taxation."

- Vanya Cohen -

"But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes."

- Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790), Letter to Jean Baptiste Le Roy (1789) -

 "The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets"

- Will Rogers - 

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is
income tax."

- Albert Einstein -